I only got this account to stop someone from badgering me...
She that said if I wasn't on my best behavior that she would attack me with a pink sharpie marker when I least expected it. I generally prefer to stay away from un-capped pink sharpies. Especially when they're aimed at me.
Normally I wouldn't do one of these self introduction things, but Karen did a good job at my so called zombie meme. I thought I'd use it.
"Karen: "Hi, Tak!"
Tak: (Stares, half his face hidden by his beautiful long black hair)
Karen: "Do you mind answering a few questions for the zombie meme? We just put Tayshawn's up at mysocalledundeath."
Tak: (Stares some more, cracks knuckles)
Karen: "Okay, then. Let's get started, shall we? Question number one: How did you die?
Tak: (Flips hair back, revealing hole in cheek, molars) "I was...never...alive."
Karen: (Taps pen, tilts chin, smiles prettily) "Now, be nice, Takky. I happen to know that you were killed riding your motorcycle on the Garden State Parkway. You told me yourself in an ungaurded moment!"
Tak: (Turns away, makes noise like piece of paper caught in electric fan)
Karen: (Flutters long lashes) "Okay, let's try this one: How long have you been a zombie?"
Tak: (Hides scars with hair-flip, looks away)
Karen: (Sparkly eyes narrowing) "Let me try that again. How...long...have...you been...a...zombie?"
Tak: "Why are you...pandering...to the...beating hearts, anyway?"
Karen: "We aren't 'pandering' to anyone, we're trying to raise consciousness and..."
Tak: (Gives dismissive wave, jumps off porch, walks towards woods)
Karen: (Shouting) "So I guess the interview is over, then?"
"Ah, copy and paste. SO USEFUL.
Now I guess you know all of my secrets. Shame.